One night a man walks into a bar looking sad

One evening, a dejected man enters a pub. The man is asked what he wants by the bartender. Says the man, “Oh, just a beer.” Why are you so depressed today, what’s wrong? the bartender questioned the man.

“My wife and I had a fight, and she told me she wouldn’t talk to me for a month,” the guy stated. Thus, what’s wrong with that, asked the bartender? “Well, the month is up tonight,” the man said.