Wife has brilliant response after husband attempts to be the man of the house.

Having just completed a new book titled “You Can Be The Man Of Your House,” the husband felt emboldened. He marched into the kitchen and declared to his wife, “I am now the man of this house and my word is the law. You will cook me a gourmet dinner tonight, followed by a lavish dessert. After we dine, you’ll join me upstairs for the type of s** that I desire. Then, you will draw me a bath so I can unwind. You’ll scrub my back, dry me off, and fetch my robe. Next, you will give me a foot and hand massage. And tomorrow, do you know who will get me dressed and comb my hair?” Without missing a beat, the wife responded, “The funeral director would be my first guess.”