One evening a husband

One evening, a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!” His wife was not amused by his comment and decided she couldn’t let such a remark go unnoticed.

The next morning, the husband went to take a pair of underwear out of his drawer and was puzzled by what he found. “What the heck is this??” he exclaimed.

His wife, with a sly smile, replied, “It’s a miracle! I soaked your underwear in Slim Fast overnight, and it shrunk.”